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This is a true STORY! NO JOKE! It did happen in New York, and none of the facts were changed! This is what the critics
are saying:
"That was the best story ever!"---Chelsea
"LMAO! OMG! That is the funniest story I have ever heard!"-Shirley
Later
in the story Shirley said:
"Oh thats so sad"
"It was nice. Very Nice."-Moshe
"LMAO! Partially because it reminds me of the Mr. DeKatch story, hahahahahahaha."-Anna
READ ON AND ENJOY!
I was in New York City this summer as most of you know. A group of friends and I decided to go to this place
called Mars 2112. It is a theme restaurant in which they make it seem as if you are "on Mars" and a bunch of "Martians" walk
around. So my friends and I decide that we want kids menus and crayons. (The evil waiter, named Dean, wouldn't let us order
off the menus though. So we nicknamed him Mean Dean.) So I am drawing with the crayons, and I drew the PRETTIEST PONY EVER!
No JOKE! So I go "Look everyone! Look at my Pretty Pony!" I look up and the TABLE IS ON FIRE!
Apparently, this kid named Richard decided to light a napkin on fire and he dropped it on the table. This
fire is HUGE! One of the martian guys comes running over. He is not supposed to talk, but he screams "Holy Shit! The fucking
table is on fire! I am getting out of here before I get blamed for this!" And he runs away.
So everyone at our table throws all our drinks on it, and eventually the fire goes out. Meantime, sitting
in front of me is the PRETTIEST PONY EVER! However, no one saw him because of the giant fire on our table. So then I go again
"Look guys! I drew THE PRETTIEST PONY EVER!"
My friend Deb turns to me and says "Our table was just on fire, and you still going on about your pony?"
Then she picks up a red crayon and SCRIBBLES out my pony, ending the PRETTIEST PONY EVER's life.
The End
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| Mars2112 |
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| This is the restaurant. It was really a rip off. My salad cost $13, and wasn't good. Don't go there. |
| Pretty Pony |
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| This is not the ACTUAL pretty pony. Mine was prettier, and now its dead. |
| A Napkin |
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| Here is a napkin. Here is a piece of advice: don't light napkins on fire and drop them on tables. |
| The Fire |
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| Okay, so the fire wasn't THIS big, but it was pretty damn big! |
| The Martian |
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| This is the Martian dude who ran over, and broke the rules, and starting swearing, and ran away. |
| David Bowie: The King |
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| David Bowie has nothing to do with my story, but he is a lot of fun to look at don't you think? |
| David Bowie...again |
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| He is so much fun to look at I put him on TWICE! |
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